The Misadventures of Hobbie and/or Clark

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 22:50:14 GMT

Step 1: Put your media player on random.

Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play.

Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.

Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly and give them credit. And don't cheat!

1. Mindless and abused, you don't know you're losing you.

2. With charcoal eyes and Monroe hips, she went and took that California trip.

3. Sexy lady, I'd rather see you bare your soul.

4. Whisper in a dead man's ear, it doesn't make it real.

5. Now I'm bathed in light, something just isn't right.

6. Killed a girl on lovers' lane, I kept her toes and teeth.

7. Hold my hand 'til takeoff, tell me what i already know.

8. She said, 'Father, mother, sister, brother, Uncle, aunt, nephew, niece, Soldier, sailor, physician, labourer, Actor, scientist, mechanic, priest, Earth and moon and sun and stars Planets and comets with tails blazing All are there forever falling Falling lovely and amazing.'

9. His eyes upon your face, his hand upon your hand, his lips caress your skin, it's more than I can stand.

10. Everytime I try to fly I fall, without my wings I feel so small.

11. Crawl out of your grave you'll find this fight just doesn't mean a thing.

12. The sweet asphyxiation and dismemberment, Sex puts me in the mood to make you die.

13. Flesh they stole but the soul is not begotten, through the gates of hell I'll seize my throne.

14. You can say the Sun is shining if you really want to, I can see the moon and it seems so clear.

15. You cry a thousand tears, darling don't despair. I know your heart still bleeds, darling don't you care.

16. When we'd kiss the bees would all swarm around her mouth.

17. Just shut your pretty mouth, I'll be seeing you again.

18. What more could your love do for me? When will love be through with me?

19. My heart sank when I read that letter, it sank like a stone, it sank like a stone.

20. Tell the gossipers and liars I will see them in the fire.

21. We're not losers all of the time.

22. And I'm coming to kill, it's true... Turn around, how do you do?

23. So far under the bed, into the beams you've gone, i've gone, you've gone.

24. He's a god, he's a man, he's a ghost he's a guru.

25. Hear that lonesome whippoorwill, he sounds too blue to fly.

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 03:25:46 GMT

I'M A TEACHER.

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 15:35:30 GMT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Mon, 25 Apr 2005 03:00:55 GMT

Everyone's unhappy.

Me too.

Sat, 02 Apr 2005 17:20:56 GMT

I'm going to Regionals!

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 18:20:10 GMT

hmm... I haven't written anything on this jerk in awhile. I feel it is high time for a new entry.

I was trying to cool off my pea soup but i blew too hard and disaster ensued.

So Matthew met my family the other day. It was kinda weird. Must have been so uncomfortable for him. But then my daddy was like I'll befriend you and he likes him anyway because they have the same taste in music.

I should just stick with like one liner entries. I like them more.

Ohz Wellz.

Brett says XP76 isn't a chemical.

That's all.

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 23:11:11 GMT

I actually hate like everything right now.

Like, wtf? It all sucks.

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 00:26:44 GMT

omg man!

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:55:52 GMT

I sure do love getting randomly sad.

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 20:38:15 GMT

Hmmm.... Reading the back of the ISU paper thing is a little upsetting.

"This is not something you can do the night before it's due."

Oops.

Oh well, I screwed my own self over.

-perishes-

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 21:41:48 GMT

OMG!!!!

I hate my body and it hates me.

Which reminds me... I should take my Zithromax.

But yeah, I always wake up at like 10 at the latest no matter what time I go to stupid bed. So like, the last two Saturdays, I've intended to do work in the afternoons, but then I can't because I'm too tired. My solution to this is to go to sleep again, and I never set the alarm because I'm like "oh yeah, I'll just wake up at like 2:30" but no, I always sleep away the whole stupid afternoon. Like, WTF? Today I woke up at like 4:00 and I was like that was a cool waste of a day.

So now I still have to do all my stupid work, but at least I won't be too tired.

I haven't eaten anything yet today. I should get on that.

Matt saw Patrick on the bus last night with his lady friend. I wonder where they were going, and where they had been.

It's messy in our house when Lisa isn't around. My dad is like yeah whatever do it tomorrow and/or later.

Oh man, yesterday before Matt came over, my dad's friend Stan did, and they were talking to me about him. They were like when's your boyfriend coming, I have some questions for him? What's his name? We're going to tell him to use a prophylactic.

I was like eye twitch and die.

Then Matt came and they didn't say anything about prophylactics. But they were friendly and talked with him about movies for awhile.

My daddy and Stan are the me and Lesley of 50something year old men, so that's pretty cool. We all know when my kids have boyfriends/girlfriends Lesley and I will be sitting around talking about all the things we're going to ask them. I totally can't wait.

Tonight we're going to the DQ and to rent some movies. I'm gonna rent some Buffy and probably have no time to watch it ever. Yesssssssssssss.

So far today sucks.

Yesterday was much better. Matt and I had a conversation about pee, which is clearly my favourite thing to do. We talked about the times we peed ourselves after we were too old for it to be alright. I was definitely like nine, and I didn't so much pee in the pool as beside it while I was standing and my swimming instructor was telling me what to do next. Ha. It led to all manner of embarassing questions about whether I do that often and such.

Geordie and Inari's partay was rockin' cool. I love those crazy kids so much.

Today I get to see Kristi because she needs to return me some notes.

Anyway, enough rambling. I should go eat and/or ISU.

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 19:17:26 GMT

OMG STREP THROAT

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 01:52:53 GMT

So much for my good mood.

Mon, 10 Jan 2005 22:58:31 GMT

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Everything is A-okay!

Mon, 10 Jan 2005 03:58:57 GMT

23 days...

This is getting RETARDED.

Fri, 07 Jan 2005 14:20:47 GMT

I'm annoyed like crazy at everyone and everything.

Well.... I was last night.

Then someone gave me a hard time for being a bitch. Hugh, apparently, was pretty much right about me. COOL.

Anyway, Andy and Lesley still love me. They are my bitches.

Thu, 06 Jan 2005 19:36:32 GMT

Taking care of business.

I hope Thess still has a copy of the grade six play.

Come next week she will be Leon Dejamoist. She will inherit the French prononciation of the name on her thirteenth birthday, when she becomes a man.

I need to finish reading that Moffatts fanfiction. It was soooooo choice.

And now, back to facethejury to rate boys.

-KISSKISSKISSKISSKISS- <---- Those are for Lesley ONLY. Paws off all you other little bitches.

Thu, 06 Jan 2005 01:43:32 GMT

History fucking fuck.

Wed, 05 Jan 2005 02:21:49 GMT

DONE

EVERY1 SUX

Mon, 03 Jan 2005 20:31:48 GMT

Manning Christ, what's the flipping deal?

My feet hurt like the wizard.

I'm ugly.

Who wants an asswhoopin'? I'll take you all on. I've been lookin' for a good fight for days.

Today I punched myself.

I did it for Clyde.

The bruise on my arm is going to be even bigger tomorrow.

I also bought Britney's greatest hits. Kevin, if you comment about how Britney is lame and metal rules, I will slice off your face with a cheese grater.

In conclusion, we rule, you all drool.

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 01:02:13 GMT

Hello all you miscreants,

The wind is blowing southwards and I miss Eesley. Good fucking thing I can have prolonged email discussions with her. I hear like, Titanic music. I don't think it's actually Titanic though. If it were I'd be upstairs so fast you could hardly believe your eyes. I'd be like a flash because I wanted to see it so much. Titanic is like, my favourite movie ever. Celine Dion is my favourite movie ever.

There is a Goon Royal Family... It goes:
King: Samuel Zoltan... No, actually Samuel Lilly
Queen: Not telling
Princes: Benito Kitten and He of the Biggest Thessaly
Princess: Kevin

I have to go watch tv now.
Later babies.

My Christmas Presents

Sun, 26 Dec 2004 22:37:07 GMT

Ok everyone, so this Christmas was pretty much the best Christmas ever. I got everything on my list and more! Here's a list of all of it. I felt I should post it so that you could all bask in the glory that is me.

cds: American Psycho - The Misfits
Because I Can - Katy Rose
Hot Fuss - The Killers
Once More With Feeling - The musical Buffy episode soundtrack
Hopes and Fears - Keane
Watch Out! - Alexisonfire
Cuts From the Crypt - The Misfits
So Long Astoria - The Ataris
Old World Underground, Where Are You Now? - Metric

dvds: Joyride
The Virgin Suicides
The Princess Diaries 2
Napoleon Dynamite
The first three seasons of Buffy (all 56 episodes!)
The Faculty

books: The Notebook
Bridget Jones' Diary
Big Fish
The World According to Garp

technology: a phone for my room
a webcam
a laptop
a digital camera
an ipod

gift certificates: 50$ for Old Navy
100$ for American Eagle
50$ for HMV
75$ for the Gap
50$ for Chapters

I also got 150$ cold hard cash and alot of clothes from Banana Republic (a dress and two shirts), Old Navy (three shirts), the Gap (a skirt and a sweater), American Eagle (two pairs of pants, some underwear and a sweater) and Jacob (underwear, a skirt, and a coat)

Fri, 24 Dec 2004 05:13:12 GMT

Christmas is soon. I still need to wrap presents goddamnit.

-closes one eye-

Today I went shopping with Lillian and I saw Marc for two seconds. He was buying his grandma revealing lingerie. He never wants to see her in it, so that's kind of funny.

Heck yes I'd vote for you!

Ugh ugh ugh. Where is my daddy? So much for horror movie wrapping party. Not that I could wrap his presents in front of him anyway.

I got Lisa some earrings but they're really boring. Haha, I just closed my eye again. Twice.

I feel soooooooooooo hostile. I need something to attack. Why do I keep closing my eye?

Haha... I just thought a very mean thing.

I think I will collapse in unhappiness, and since I am so unpleasant I will end this entry riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now.

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 23:54:01 GMT

I miss Eesley.

I'm a monster, a monster, a monster, a monster, a monster. I'm a monster, a monster, monster.

Sat, 20 Nov 2004 03:00:32 GMT

Dear suckers,

Lesley and I are mucho tired. Like no kidding oh my god. We are exhausted. That is the general mood. It's all Backstage's fault and our lack of sleep last night may come into it a little. I feel like swearing. David is a dirtface. It's kind of bright in this room. Whatever, he deserves it. We're dirtfaces too. I would also give anything to be a dirtface. Even my soul. Or David's soul. I would volunteer it to the army. I can't talk because I'm yawning. Lesley is so mad she screamed a little. It was more of a squak really. Geordie hates Lesley's belt. He is a peeface. I didn't know whether to write peeface or peebag. Each has it's own merits. Peeface goes with the face theme and peebag sounds so much grosser. Lesley's going to gut him like a fish anyway, so it doesn't really matter what kind of face or bag he has. Lesley's hitting me. OH I'M SO SORRY.... she's whipping me. MY MISTAKE. She's singing badly. I don't know whether to kill her or to kiss her. In other news, I don't know whether to kill her or to kiss her. But no, really, Brett is using my stake for his play. That's because he is a bathtub. Lesley is encouraging me. It's a bad habit she has. She's hooked! I kind of want to fall over. Fall over sleeping. I can't believe this. Like really it's crazy I'm so tired and I might have a fit. Lesley's a hippie. Better call the hippie police. She does all the things a good hippie should, and what did it get her? Unemployment. She's living in my mouth and vicariously through that belt. SHE WANTS SOME ACID. Cute laugh my left testicle. My left nut, if you want to be vulgar and incorrect. I hope nobody ever sees this livejournal entry. It is the secret lost journal entry that archaeologists have been searching for for less than ten seconds. I keep saying archaeolologists. Shit, I can't even say it at all anymore. The lamp is going to timber on her. What an ill-advised plan. Seriously though, Lesley is a prostitute bigot. She spit in my mouth. Sometimes that girl just needs to stop and breath. I don't think any of you can even begin to fathom how cool we really are. I wish I was Sven Rasmus. That guy is living the high life. All I get is dirt. Nothing but a big pile of dirt. I'm like a peefreak. I'm excited for tomorrow. It's like Matthew day. I bet every single person who has ever seen my livejournal ever hates me right now. They probably want to throw me in a big vat of boiling pee. It might not be a bad way to go. I would be soooo clean. I'd be the most sterile dead person to ever come round this town. And I'm sure I'll haunt Lesley and so we'll both be happy. GUILTY! Maresley feels gempty. Shut up Lesley! YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER. GET THE FUCK OFF THE FLOOR.